Zara Muskurao

by suman59 on June 21, 2012, 04:42:17 PM

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suman59

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«Reply #30 on: June 29, 2012, 02:43:31 AM »

Rahul : Today is a fine day.

Annoyed Jeeto: Why do you keep saying, `Today is a fine day` everyday?

Rahul : You had said once that, `One Fine Day, I`ll leave this house`. tongue3


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #31 on: June 29, 2012, 02:45:04 AM »

Ek Dadi Bhagwat Gita ka paath kar rahi thi.

Pota Apni Maa se: Dadi kisi exam ki tayari kar rahi hai?

Maa: Haan, Final exam ki!


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«Reply #32 on: June 29, 2012, 02:46:46 AM »

Rahul ki shadi pe sab rishtedaar aye hua thy.

Khana start hua tou Rahul ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha shayd ye bhi koi khane ki cheez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga.

Rahul k sab dost ek sath chillae: Oye ye matt khana! Bilkul Pheeka Hai. tongue3


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #33 on: June 29, 2012, 02:47:48 AM »

BOSS To An Employee: Do You Believe In Life After Death?

EMPLOYEE: Certainly Not! There's No Proof Of It, He Replied.

BOSS: Well, There Is Now. After You Left Early Yesterday To Go To Your Uncle's Funeral,,,,,,, He Came Here Looking For You. Laughing hard


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #34 on: June 29, 2012, 02:50:17 AM »

Teacher to boy: Nalayak class me din bhar ladkiyo ke saath itni baate kyu karta hai?

Boy: Sir, Mai garib hun mere msgs free nahi hain.


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Re: Zara Muskurao

«Reply #35 on: July 29, 2012, 06:34:12 PM »

Girl’s father- Mai nahi chahta ki meri beti
Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun


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«Reply #36 on: July 29, 2012, 06:36:44 PM »

Maths teacher to Rahul, if u had 1000Rs in ur pocket and Rs1000 in the other pocket, what would u think ?

Rahul : YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.


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«Reply #37 on: August 27, 2012, 03:53:40 PM »

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

JOHNY : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.


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«Reply #38 on: August 27, 2012, 03:54:17 PM »

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

JOHNY : “Because George still had the axe in his hand ?”