Kaali Hansii

Mera sense of humour thora disgusting kisam ka hai.Phir bhi kuch jokes crack karne ki kosis kar raha huun...shayad aapko hansi aaye...

Joke 1:
Kayi dino se khaansi ki takleef thi.
Main doctor ke paas gaya...usne chest ka x ray liya aur agle din milne bulaya.
Agle din:
Me:"Doctor saab...kya nikla report main?"
Doctor:"Mubarak ho..aapko cancer nahi hai"

Maine rahat ki saans abhi lee hi thi ki doctor cheekh cheekh kar hansne laga.
Me:"kya baat hai doctor saab."
Doctor:"APRIL FOOL!
        TUMHE CANCER HAI!

Joke 2:
"Roz mera padosi biwi se milne aaye
 Theek padhne namaaz jab masjid hum jaaye"

Joke 3:
Ek sahab ki biwi kayi saalon se unse bawafiyi kar rahi thi.un sahab ko ish baat ka ilm tha
magar woh kuch kar nahi sakte the.biwi ko maarne ke liye unhone mann hi mann bahut saare tareeke soch rakhe the,lekin woh sahab nature se thore komal the... aur gandhivaadi bhi the...sayaad aap logon ki tarah saayar rahe honge.phir unhe police ka bhi darr tha.finally unhone mann hi mann biwi ko khatm karne ka ek upaay dhoond nikala.
woh chup chaap biwi ke kamre main gaye...biwi bishtar par baithi thi.
unhone biwi ke theek bagal mein apna tashreef rakha aur biwi ko gudgudi karna suru kar diya
biwi zor zor se hanse lagi...woh gudgudate karte rahe.
biwi cheekh maar maar kar hanse lagi...woh gugudi karte rahe.
biwi sarr patak patak kar....hansti rahi.. hansti rahi.. hansti rahi...aur hanste hanste uska heart fail ho gaya.
Toh ish tarah un sahab ne apna inteqaam poora kiya.


Mujhe pata nahi aapko meri in jokes par hansi aayi ya nahi...magar mera matlab aapko hansaana nahi kuch aur hi tha.

nice.