Guess Who is Next-- Re-Continued..

by yoindia on September 19, 2008, 08:48:58 PM
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«Reply #6045 on: July 15, 2013, 03:09:31 AM »
jaisi aapki ichchaa.. good night

next Babaji
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«Reply #6046 on: July 15, 2013, 03:10:58 AM »
jaisi aapki ichchaa.. good night

next Babaji

haaaaaaaaaaaaw  r u icon_flower
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«Reply #6047 on: July 15, 2013, 03:23:06 AM »
main masssttt hoon ji

aap sunaao Sheba ji
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«Reply #6048 on: July 15, 2013, 03:25:20 AM »
me fyn ..hw r u

next
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«Reply #6049 on: July 15, 2013, 03:26:52 AM »
me fyn ..hw r u

next

oh haazir ho ji...! icon_flower icon_flower

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«Reply #6050 on: July 15, 2013, 03:29:37 AM »
aaj to main bhi aa gaya, mood halka karne ko... koi plz joke sunaao.... sad5
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«Reply #6051 on: July 15, 2013, 03:32:41 AM »
main aapke ghum ki wajah jaantaa hoon Taish ji... yeh lijiye mood halka kijiye

एक छात्र ने गणित के अध्यापक से कहा - सर ! अंग्रेजी के अध्यापक तो अंग्रेजी में बातें करते है | आप भी गणित में बात क्यों नहीं करतें ? गणित अध्यापक - ज्यादा तीन पांच न कर फोरन नौ -दो ग्यारह हो जा , नहीं तो चार पांच रख दूगां तो छठी का दूध याद आ जाएगा |
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«Reply #6052 on: July 15, 2013, 03:33:53 AM »
main ek aur laayaa

एक गंजे के सिर पर दो बाल थे , दोंनो में प्यार हो गया , फिर भी शादी नहीं हुई ,|

बन्ता-क्यों नहीं हुई शादी?

सन्ता-क्योंकि बाल विवाह कानूनी अपराध है |
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«Reply #6053 on: July 15, 2013, 03:34:36 AM »
hahahahahahah hriday saaheb skul time ki yaad dila di aapne... tabhi suna tha ye joke... Usual Smile waise ye baal ka aapne ahcha istemaal kiya hai... tongue3

next sheba ji.... Usual Smile
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«Reply #6054 on: July 15, 2013, 03:40:39 AM »
main aapke ghum ki wajah jaantaa hoon Taish ji... yeh lijiye mood halka kijiye

एक छात्र ने गणित के अध्यापक से कहा - सर ! अंग्रेजी के अध्यापक तो अंग्रेजी में बातें करते है | आप भी गणित में बात क्यों नहीं करतें ? गणित अध्यापक - ज्यादा तीन पांच न कर फोरन नौ -दो ग्यारह हो जा , नहीं तो चार पांच रख दूगां तो छठी का दूध याद आ जाएगा |

main bhi hans sakoo.n kya english ke font mein nahin likh sakte BangHead BangHead BangHead
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«Reply #6055 on: July 15, 2013, 03:43:51 AM »
chalo aapke liye English mein sahi

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo

next Sheba ji
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«Reply #6056 on: July 15, 2013, 03:44:34 AM »
galat jawaab....


sheba ji ab kuch jokes ka maza hindi meN hi aata hai.... Winking

next hriday saaheb....
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«Reply #6057 on: July 15, 2013, 03:45:51 AM »
ek aur

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
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«Reply #6058 on: July 15, 2013, 03:47:57 AM »
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

ab Sheba ji
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«Reply #6059 on: July 15, 2013, 03:48:21 AM »
ek aur

Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

rofl sahi hai saaheb, ye bilkul naya wala tha, waise sochne wali baat hai ki ye santa aur banta ke characters banaaye kisne hoNge...

next sheba ji...
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