Joke game(Reply in joke)

[@kaash]

Frnds, in this game we have to reply as usual BUT a joke must be there.no nonveg or double meanings joke.pls share yr fovourite ones or written by your own.

[punam]

One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…

After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…...

[punam]

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
 
  Friend : why?
 
  Sardar : Got upper berth.
 
  Friend : why didn't you exchange?
 
  Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

[punam]

Thanx @kaash ji...

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab....

[madhuwesh]

Wow very funny jokes,Kaash ji and Punam ji,
thanx 4 sharing.

[Rajesh Harish]

  Nice jokes Kaash Ji  Also your jokes are interesting as well Punam Ji 

[madhuwesh]

  =))very funny Kaash ji,

[palkhi]

    Nice one :-D

   

[kameeney]

 BANTA EK SUBAH COAT PANT AUR TIE PAHAN KAR GHAR KE PAAS KE TREE KI SHAKH (BRANCH) PER BAITHA THA .....RASTE SE GUZARNE WALE YEH DEKH USSE POOCHNE LAGE..

  OY BANTA AISE KYON BAITHA HAI...

  BANTA: BADSHAO..MERA PROMOTION HO GAYA HAI..MAIN BRANCH MANAGER BUNN GYAA HOON!!!

[Sky Blue]

very nice BHAI 

[Sky Blue]

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.   

[smardia]

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?



Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

[Rajesh Harish]

Har din Santa 9 - 11 Hospital par jata hai aur har ek aati jaati aurat ko dekhta hai.
Ek dost ne Santa ko dekha to poocha: tum har aurat ko kyu dekhte ho.
Santa: Dekho yahan likha hai ki auraton ko dekhne kasamay hai 9 - 11, so main dekh raha hoon.

[smardia]

A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

"An' wot's this then?" he asked. The dog knocks the basket sharply into the butcher's shins.

"You dumb dog." As he reaches down to smack the dog, he notices a note and a ten dollar bill in the basket.

The scribble on the note asks for three pounds of his best mince [ground beef]. The butcher figures this is too easy. He goes to the window and reaches for the dried up stuff that's been sitting out all day.

The dog growls at him. The butcher turns around and, glaring at the pup, gets the best mince from the fridge. Weighing out about 2 1/2 pounds, he drops in on the scale with his thumb.

"Hmmmmm, a bit shy. Who'll know?"

Again, the dog growls menacingly. "Alright, alright," as he throws on a generous half pound. He wraps it out, drops it in the basket, and drops in change from a five. The dog threatens to chew him off at the ankles. Another five goes in the basket.

The butcher is quite impressed and decides to follow the piddy pup home. The dog quickly enters a high-rise buildings, pushes the lift button, enters the lift, and then pushes the button for the 12th floor. The dog walks down the corridor and smartly bangs the basket on the door. The door opens, and the dog's owner screams at the dog.

"Hey, what are you doing? That's a really smart dog you've got there," comments the butcher.

"He's a stupid dog - that's the third time this week he's forgotten his key.

[ANAAM]

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

 

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