old but gold things

[waheed_rose2004]

hahahaha  lolzzzzzzzzzz  Pooja........  

pooja@koi nahi dooja.com

[Delicate_Doll]

Salu yaar Ki kali bachpan mein hum khete the ..... cross hands karke ek dosre ka haath pakde ker gol gol ghumte the... aur sar chakra jata tha yaad hai kuch ya nahi :lol:

oooooooooo got it got it

[NewYorker]

ha ha ha  ....  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ha ha ha  ....

abb so jao bacchon .....nahi to gabbar aa jaayega ...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[tushar_4u_im]

kitne aadmi the re kaliya .........

kaliya says  :   2 the sardar


gubbar:  or tum 3 fir bhi wapas aa gaye .....

kya sochker k  sardar tumhe sabashi dega bahut khush hoga ....

haiiiiiiiii........

pig k bachho    ............
arrre   ooooooooooooooooooo    sambha

sambha ; bolo sardar  

kitni goliya hai re isme (gun me)  

sambha :  sardar 6 goliya

goliya 6 or ye 3 bahut nainsafi hai ye hai iiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,

tha   tha tha  .........(3 goliya finish)

aab goliya bhi 3 or ye bhi 3 aab aayega maza ......

tha ye to bach gaya ...(pehla daku)

tha ye dusra bhi bach gaya.......(dusra daku)

tera kya hoga kaliya ........

kaliya says:  sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai .....

gubbar:  aab goli kha.........

tha ye bhi bach gaya.....(kaliya khush)

gubbar:hahhahahhahahahhahhhhhahhahahahahaahhaahahahaaha
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaahaha hahaha
hahahahahhahahahahaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhha hahaha
 
3no  bach gaye ahhahaha 3no bach gaye .......

hahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

tha tha tha ...................(3no ko shoot ker diya)

gubbar: jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya .............


(ye mai bachpan me khela kerta tha) :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

[strange]

heeeeeee.........Tushar, i feel like i watch the movie

good work

[Suhas]

sir mai se nikla khoon
karo telephoon
telephoon mai taar nahi
apke ghar mai deewar nahi

deewar banae ko ayya mistry
Tushar ke kapro mai nahi istri (press)
Istri lane ko gaya Delhi
waha se laya billi

billi ne mara panja
Tushar ho gaya ganja!!!!

Too Good Pooja ji..............No one can beat you in Shayari  :wink:

[tushar_4u_im]

tareef karu kya uski jisne tumhe banaya ......

ho to ganje pata hai sabko sir per pehan ker topi ....

nakhre dikhate ho kyu tum....

[Pooja]

Thanks Suhaas!!!

Kud jauga faand jaauga hat jao

aree kaya hua bhai, Tum marna kayun chahaty ho

yah jo dhanno, huh yah jo basanti hai na chacha

isse mera lagan hone wala tha
magar iski budhhi masi ne bich mai bhanji maar di
ab mai is duniya mai nahi rah sakata

Ram Ram mai bhala aise insaan se apni basanti kaise bayah du

Lakin ek baat yaad rakhana, goo walo, jab bhi kisi gao mai koi jaan deta hai to waha bari bari musibaty aati hai

Kaisi musibateen

Akaal, bhuchaal, chechak heja aor yah sab issi burriya ki wajah se..
When I am deing, Police comin. Police coming, is burriyan ko hathkari laganing, In jail burriya chakki pissing and pissing and pissing....

Hey Ram, beta mai to kabhi gao se bahar bhi nahi gai...

ok basanti mai ja raha hu...bhagwaan ji mai aa raha hu

arre arre ruko ruko
ruk jau..acha tum log kahty ho to mai ruk jata hai...

ARREE KOI BACHAAO,,,, Tum kaise dost ho..tumhara dost waha jaan de raha hai aor tum yaha chai pii rahe ho..

hummm jab uski sharab utregi to wo bhi utaar jayega

Hey Ram..maine aisa dost ajj tak nahi dekha...

ARREE KOI BACHAAO...
arre Veeru Masi ne ha kar di ab tum niche Utar jai

s..Masi se kon shadi karega  s.. mai to wo dhano..basanti se shadi karani hai

Veeruuu mai tumse shadi karne ko tyaar hu. arre Verru bansanti ne ha kar di bhai ab nichy utar aao

ha ha ha masi bhi tyaar hai aor basanti bhi tyaar hai, iss liye marna cancel, mai nichy aa raha hu massi ji , masi ji mai nichy aa raha hu


Ab vishwaas nahi hota, magar NCC ke camp mai, Pani ki tunki per charr kar yah pura drama kiya tha Veeru ban kar...ha ha ha!!!!

[NewYorker]

lolzzzzzzzz guys .....

[bicky]

Namaste
Chole Khao Saaste
Paani Piyoo Thanda
Sir Pe Maroo Danda
Char Aane Ka Aanda
Khelo Guli Danda.

[strange]

here is hard one

engan mengan tali talingan
tara meera dakra
gur khavan val vadavan muli patra
patra vale ghora ayya
..........somthing, something....
hath katri par katri
nikal balia tare vare

[tushar_4u_im]

aalu kachalu beta kaha gaye the.......

bander ki jhopadi me so rahe the,......

bander ne lat mari ro rahe the........

mummy ne chjji di kha rahe the.....

papa ne paise diye udda rahe the......

bhaiya ne ki gudgudi ......

haste ja rahe the.........

[Pooja]

kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paapar
kacha paapar pakka paapar
pakka paapar kacha paaparrrrrrrrrrr

[waheed_rose2004]

hahaaha.....Pooja...................yeh to  bahot  funny  rahi  hogi  bachpan mein .......

[Pooja]

hey na bolo bolo hey na bolo bolo
mummy ko papa se,
papa ko mummy se,
payaar hai, Payaar hai
hey na bolo bolo hey na bolo bolo...