:: hApPy BiRtHdAy DeEp : 19 JaNuArY :: -Panna 3:The Wishes and Celebrations

myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #30 on: January 19, 2005, 06:28:50 PM »

Quote from: "Mansi_d_archi"

thanx.........now read d joke

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.''

The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

So the drunk says it to the second priest.

The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.''

The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests.

The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''

haha mansi!!!!! kya baat hai!!!!!!!

:withgenius:

:pirate: :pirate: :pirate: :pirate: i am jesus chrish :pirate:

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.

He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Finally he said

Battery is Ok !!!


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Mansi_d_archi

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:: hApPy BiRtHdAy DeEp : 19 JaNuArY ::

«Reply #31 on: January 19, 2005, 06:33:44 PM »

hahahahahaha

nice.....keep on postin,I got a huge crush on Santa...LOL


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myheart_ursonly

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:: hApPy BiRtHdAy DeEp : 19 JaNuArY ::

«Reply #32 on: January 19, 2005, 06:47:14 PM »

thanks mansi ye le ye padh...... maje se :wink:

BANTA SINGH APNE OFFICE JA RAHA THA,USE
SADAK PAR EK POSTER DIKHTA JISKE NICHCHE
LIKHA THA KI IS POSTER KO NA PHAADE BANTA
KO BADA AJIB LAGTA HAI KI AAJ TAK USNE KISI
BHI POSTER KE NICHCHE AISA LIKHA HUA NAHI
DEKHA AUR KYA REASON HO SAKTA HAI ISKA BANTA
SAARE DIN YAHI SOCHTA REHTA HAI USKA DHYAN KAAM
MEIN BHI NAHI LAGTA . VO SOCHTA HAI KI KYA US
POSTER KE NICHCHE KISI KHAZANE KA PATA YA KOI
NAKSHA YA KOI ZAROOR SECRET HAI . BANTA GHAR
VAPAS JAATE SAMAY USI POSTER KE SAAMNE JA KAR
RUK JATA HAI. AUR IDHAR UDHAR DEKHTA HAI AUR
MAUKA PA KAR US POSTER KO PHAAD DETA HAI. PHAADNE KE BAAD USKE
NICHCHE LIKHA HOTA HAI "SARDAR KE BACHCHE PHAAD DIYA NA".


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #33 on: January 19, 2005, 06:57:58 PM »

lol.......lol.......2 GUD


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #34 on: January 19, 2005, 07:02:36 PM »

lol....... lol hi karegi kuch bolegi nahi..... :evil:

Santa Singh Apne Dost Se Puchhte Hai Ki Ye Badi
Ajib Baat Hai Ki Ek Envelope Sare Hindustan Ka
Safar Sirf Ek Rupaye Ki Postage Stamp Laga Kar
Leta Hai Aur Humko Safar Karne Ke Liye Itne Saare
Rupaye Dene Padte Hai. Unke Dost Kehte Hai Yaar Ye
To Govt. Ka Rule Hai Koi Kya Kar Sakta Hai.santa
Singh Sochta Hai Ki Yeh To Galat Baat Hai Aur Train
Mein Safar Karne Ke Liye Ek Postage Stampapne Maathe
Par Laga Lete Hai. Train Ka Ticket Checker Aata Hai Aur
Santa Se Ticket Maangta Hai. Santa Singh Apna Maatha Aage
Kar Deta Hai. Checker Kehta Hai Ki Train Ki Ticket
Dikhao. Santa- Mere Paas To Yahi Hai. Checker Usko Police
Station Le Jata Hai Police Santa Ko Zamin Par Daal Kar
Danda Marti Hai Santa Hasne Lagta Hai,, Police Phir Danda
Marti Hai Santa Phir Hasta Hai,, Aur Ye Silsila Thodi Der
Tak Chalta Hai. Jab Police Wale Thak Jaate Hai To Santa Se
Puchhte Hai Ki Hum Tujhe Dande Maar Rahe Hai Aur Tum
Ho Ki Hase Ja Rahe Ho. Santa Singh Kehta Hai Ki Tum Bhi
Ek Dum Paagal Ho,, Maine Stamp To Maathe Par Laga Rakhi
Hai Aur Tum Itni Der Se Mohar Pechhchhe Laga Rahe Ho.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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«Reply #35 on: January 19, 2005, 07:11:53 PM »

hey mansi and amit thanks for the poems yaar they all were good............... and jokes bhi acchai hain.........................


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«Reply #36 on: January 19, 2005, 07:16:12 PM »

mil gayi fursat deep...... welcome Puzzled !


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«Reply #37 on: January 19, 2005, 07:29:31 PM »

ty amit ji


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«Reply #38 on: January 19, 2005, 08:28:07 PM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEEP Usual Smile


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«Reply #39 on: January 20, 2005, 07:29:11 AM »

Belated Happy Birthday Deep tongue3


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:: hApPy BiRtHdAy DeEp : 19 JaNuArY ::

«Reply #40 on: January 20, 2005, 10:46:40 AM »

Hey Deep,
Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!

Mujhe yaad thha but i cudnt come online yesterday for some reason.But,i wished u in air,hope it reached u.lol.Looks u have really enjoyed!!!!!!!

May ur dreams b true and u get watever u want in ur life. Usual Smile

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!!!!!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!


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Mansi_d_archi

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«Reply #41 on: January 20, 2005, 11:03:59 AM »

lol Nidhi!!........Deep I gave u a flyin kiss also,hope u felt it.... Puzzled !


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«Reply #42 on: January 20, 2005, 11:08:19 AM »

lol no mansi i felt it


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«Reply #43 on: January 20, 2005, 11:11:16 AM »

oyeee us time to hawa west ki taraf beh rahi thi!! PAGAL!


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myheart_ursonly

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«Reply #44 on: January 20, 2005, 11:12:40 AM »

lol phir wo mere wali ki kiss hogi Puzzled !


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